My apologies to Shakespeare.
MacGEASS
Scene 1 [A battlefield, whereupon th' two great Captains Lelouch and Suzaku have led their men in bloody victory ]
Lelouch: So foul and fair a day I have not seen.
Enter three witches
Suzaku: What are these, so wild in their attire that look not like th’ inhabitants o’ th’ earth, and yet are on ‘t?
First Witch: All hail, Lelouch! Hail to thee, prince of Brittania!
Second Witch: All hail, Zero! Hail to thee, savior of Japan!
Third Witch: All hail, Lelouch, that shalt be the Demon King hereafter!
Suzaku: My noble partner you greet with present grace and great prediction of noble having and of royal hope…If you can look into the seeds of time, and say which grain will grow and which will not, speak then to me!
The Three Witches [in unison]: Hail, Suzaku! Lesser than Lelouch, and greater! Not so happy, yet much happier! Thou shalt father Kings!
Suzaku: Seriously?
Three Witches: No. Faggot.
Exeunt
Scene 2 [Castle Lelouch, where the lady C.C. plots to make her husband the new King ]
Enter Lelouch
Lelouch: My dearest love, Charles comes here tonight.
C.C.: And when goes hence?
Lelouch: Tomorrow, as he purposes.
C.C.: O, never shall sun that morrow see! [Aside] Come, you spirits that tend on mortal thoughts, unsex me here, and fill…
Lelouch [interrupting]: Hold up, did you say something about sex? You’re sleeping with Charles, aren’t you? You…you, you’ve broken my heart!
Exit Lelouch, sobbing
Enter Guilford
Guilford: Soft ye now! The fair Cornelia!
Guilford: …Why are you looking at me like that?
C.C.: That’s a line from Hamlet.
Guilford: I thought this was Hamlet.
C.C.: No, you cunt. This is Macbeth.
Guilford: Well damn. Which one is that again?
C.C.: Oh come now, everyone knows Macbeth. Surely you’ve heard a few of my lines before.
“Out, damned spot!”
or even
“Here’s the stain of blood still. All the band-aids in Lulu’s pockets will not sweeten this little hand.”
Guilford: Something like that, yeah. I guess I have.
C.C.: Well this whole parody is boned. Fuck it, I’m going to sleep.
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SUGEEEE
stupid, but probably not as stupid as code geass.
Shakespeare has been used in worse ways / in relation to worse things, so I think he’d happily accept the apologies. XD
Not quite Kumonosu-jō, but enjoyable nevertheless.
“Suzaku: Seriously?
Three Witches: No. Faggot.”
LOL. Suzaku gets no respect…
The Three Witches [in unison]: Hail, Suzaku! Lesser than Lelouch, and greater! Not so happy, yet much happier! Thou shalt father Kings!
Suzaku: Seriously?
Three Witches: No. Faggot.
ROFL