2010 Series All Up In Here!

New decade, new anime to watch. For me, the new version of Cobra the Animation and sequels like HidaSketch and Nodame Cantabile were obvious, but what of the rest?

So far, the only first episode that completely disinterested me was Chu-Bra. I wasn’t amused or turned on by it so if the series actually has any appeal, I guess I missed it.

As for everything else:

So Ra No Wo To

I was blown away to learn that Kanata’s VA had no previous roles, but I guess everybody starts somewhere. Her voice is ridiculously cute. The first episode itself was a mediocre beginning and I thought nothing of it. It wasn’t bad but it wasn’t great either. Same goes for episode two.

As a once-Boy Scout, when Kanata fell into the water with her pack on, my immediate thought was, “oh, she’s going to have to remove her pack and let it sink” and then next thing I know she’s easily swimming to the surface. That confused me about as much as her god-like hearing and the fact that an owl would steal something shiny and drop it off on a rock somewhere, but I guess this owl does seem somewhat mentally unstable.

Ladies versus Butlers!

It’s porn, right? Kanokon strikes again! By which I mean there is practically nothing interesting about this series other than the character designs and the over-the-top fanservice and that’s enough for me.

Dance in the Vampire Bund

I’d dance in this vampire’s bund if you know what I mean.

I’m always down for a good vampire story, and this one could be ok. I’m not a big fan of werewolves and the whole convenient vampire sunscreen shit was kind oHEY LOOK! SHE’S NAKED!

Huh?

Durarara!!

I find it very hard to make any sort of comment on this series after only the first episode other than “oh yeah, there was a 2nd season of Spice and Wolf I forgot to watch.” Isaac and Miria on the background TV’s got a chuckle out of me. Since it’s written by the guy who did Baccano! and produced by Brain’s Base I’ll probably like it a lot, but the first episode with all its message-board screentime gives me little to go on.

Also, the author needs to realize that the amount of exclamation points he tags on the end of his titles has no determinable relationship to the interest I feel when I read about them. Even so, I put an exclamation point on the title of this blog post to make it sound more interesting. If you feel that the inclusion of this punctuation had an effect on your desire to read this post, then I stand corrected.

Darker than love!

Ahhhh, can you feel it? It’s in the “I’ve missed you,” so eloquently conveyed by an elbow to the back of the head~ <3

The beauty of a shared kiss…

And the crush of a young girl on the man who has gently touched her face slapped the shit out of her so many times in the past.

Ahhh, love is in the air!

George Bush Doesn’t Care About Darker Than Black People

This new season of Darker than Black is pretty good. It follows in the footsteps of its prequel by having way too much going on at once, but I’m not minding that just yet. What really makes me excited about this season is the stellar cast. I mean, they’ve really covered all the bases when it comes to character types you expect to see in this kind of series. We’ve got the cold badass, the whiny teenage girl, a set of creepy twins, the talking flying-squirrel, the killer with a sense of humor, the mysterious posh lady, etc. Pretty typical stuff, but mash it all together and what would probably fail as a totally srsbzns series succeeds with a touch of zany. They attempted putting two quirky characters in the first season to lighten the mood, and while they certainly made me laugh, they never felt like a part of the series.

Sadly, as of three episodes, all I have is questions.

For example, “Misaki is fine and all, but why am I being robbed of delicious Yin?”

or better, “What the fuck kind of power is making a giant gun, and why did the scene in which it manifested seem like the beginning of a magical girl transformation sequence?”

All kidding aside, as soon as Hei puts down the booze and shaves, I think I’ll have zero problems with this sequel, other than the whole “let’s kill off our best new characters immediately” mentality.

HE WILL BE MISSED ;_____;

Don’t get mad at your elitest anime bloggers because they’re weeaboos, man

Bright says "Shut the hell up, please."

Dear lord, here we go again. I’m such a dick.

Ok, guys, listen. There’s these people out there, ok? These people operate under an assumption that Japanese culture is difficult to understand for stupid Americans. Further more, these people. You know, these people? They get a smug sense of satisfaction out of understanding it. I don’t know about you guys, but jerking off over the fact that you do understand Japanese in-jokes in anime seems pretty silly. In fact, it’s weeaboo to the point of absurdity. What I imagine the issue is, and why these poor souls think so highly of themselves, is that, quite bluntly, they are Elitest As Fuck. You know that right from the beginning of 99% of their blog posts, which usually begin with a statement in which they place themselves on a pedastal over every other anime blogger for some trivial bullshit they understand but nobody else cares about.

This isn’t really the case with many other fine anime bloggers from the great nation of America. I mean, it shouldn’t be surprising. American anime blogs aren’t aimed at Japanese people-they’re aimed at Americans. As such, shows that are steeped in varying degrees of cultural quirks are hard to “get”, and it is the duty of these bloggers to warn their readers that they might not understand them either! A weeaboo blogger wets himself over a joke that references something he experienced in the few months he was in Japan and this makes him feel good about himself. Oh, but not you. You’re one of those goddamn Americans aren’t you? You have no idea what the shit he’s going on about! But it’s ok. You really don’t care.

The issue here is that people are scared of creepy weeaboo bloggers. Creepy weeaboo bloggers are offended by people’s lack of knowledge concerning their creepy weeaboo hobbies. This isn’t your fault-it’s theirs. No, it’s not their fault for being elitest. They were just born that way: abhorently close-minded. It’s their fault for expecting Americans to praise series whose humor is completely incomprehensible to them rather than writing them off completely. It’s their fault for not opening their mind to the fact that not everyone cums buckets over how fucking great Japan is. Japan isn’t some magical promised land and you don’t live there, so you don’t give a shit. (I came up with a  joke here concerning Japanese bloggers trying to write about Monty Python, but it’s racist and in bad taste so I won’t make it.)

I’ve now run out of ideas for this parody, and will shut up. I mean, hell, how does he write so many paragraphs about this shit?

Fuck. I’m going to turn this blog into a blog about other anime blogs because I don’t watch enough anime and I really enjoy taking the piss out of other people even when I agree with most of what they’re trying to say.

Next up – bloggers I’m not actually friends with!

Endless Eight

Every last one of you who said you’d prefer Season 2 to more Haruhi-chan can suck my dick.

Dead blog lives again! Random thoughts after a long hiatus.

The awkward transitioning time between school and finding a job leads to little anime watching and no blogging whatsoever. I may have popped in and said something some other time but I had nothing to talk about. I still don’t. I’m not particularly impressed with anything I’m watching right now and the only shows I really like, I’m not caught up on. The last notable thing I watched was episode 4 of Eve no Jikan, which was wonderful as always.

I’ve been reading manga more than watching tv series. Gunslinger Girl and Bamboo Blade are the most recent titles I’ve started, though I still have some things I need to catch up on/finish. Gunslinger Girl is great by the way. Not that I’m late in figuring that one out or anything. :x

New episode of Haruhi was fun. I actually thought Mikuru was cute, which was unexpected. Needs moar Itsuki.

I finally realized I’d like K-On if I just stared at all the cute girls and didn’t bother paying attention to the dialogue. Not that the discourse isn’t quite funny from time to time, but looking at the subtitles means not looking at the girls and this is clearly a dilemma that was detracting from my enjoyment of the series.

Higashi no Eden is probably my favorite thing on right now. That fat dude was the best character. Even the way he rolled off that windshield was cool.  They need to rewrite the series with him and Micchon as the stars.

They sure fucked up the second season of Hayate. Damn.

Going to Otakon again this year. Will karaoke no matter what. I want to sing Soramimi Cake with the full intent of making ears bleed.

Holy balls a gundam. Wut.

I just went to animenano to try and find something to talk about but all it made me realize was that I’m behind on everything, especially music releases. People are talking about the K-On character songs and I don’t even have the op/ed yet. The last thing I got was Kimi ni, Mune Kyun. Oh lawd.

I’m going to go lie on the floor and watch Higurashi Rei 3 while eating ice cream and pretending my blog isn’t dying.

Belated Spring Impressions

I think I used to have a formula for picking new series to watch, which was pretty much looking at previews and finding out which series had cute girls. Now I don’t know what I’m doing. I grab episodes at random and probably miss out on some of the good stuff, but oh well. Here’s what I’ve looked at so far.

Chi’s New Address

The cat is back! I was worried that the title meant Chi was going to move in with a new family, but the family simply moved to a new place. That’s fine by me. The mother and father are half the reason I like the show, so as long as they’re around I’ll happily watch another 100 episodes. The OP sucks though. I miss the old one.

Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood

I like it. FMA was one of my first series when I got into my total anime kick in ‘07, and as far as I can tell, all of the parts I disliked were after the anime split with the manga, so I’ll probably enjoy this from start to finish. I’m not a huge fan of any of the major characters, but I like the humor and the alchemy fights have always been cool to me. Now I just have to get used to the design changes.

Hayate the Combat Butler!!

lol DBZ reference. This one isn’t making me laugh as much as season 1, but it’s probably because the material is no longer fresh. I find the Hinagiku ED somewhat offputting. I like her character, but I hope she doesn’t get far more screentime than any of the other superior side characters, which is most of the cast. She’s pretty much a typical tsundere who is underserving of that much attention. Needs more Tama.

Higashi no Eden

Wonderful in every way. I don’t know what the hell is going on, but the lead “couple” (for lack of a better word) really clicks with me. The girl is adorable and the guy makes for an interesting hero. The story already has me hooked and wanting more. The OP and ED are both amazing. The end of episode 2 actually reminded me of the closing scene of Black Lagoon: 2nd Barrage, which I just bought and re-watched.

K-ON!

I’m still pretty much on the fence with K-On. The jokes and cute antics work in 4koma format, but drawn over 20 minutes, the material makes me smile but doesn’t impress. While I look forward to more, nothing about the series really has me excited.

Sengoku Basara

FFFFFFFF. Best series of ‘09. You can’t compete with this shit. Horses with handlebars, ridiculous sword fights, crazy women, guys who punch each other far too often, etc. It’s nonstop hilarity. The OP gets me every time.

I think that’s all I’ve picked up so far. I still need to watch Shangri-la, but other than that, I’m going to have to rely on suggestions. Anyone? Are they’re any outstanding series I missing? In the meantime, I also  purchased the 1st disc of Baccano, so I’ll have to re-watch that.

K-ON! 1 – Huh. That was interesting.

What does the scouter say about Yui’s dojikko level?

I thought this first episode was adorable. I also thought it was stupid. Not the brain-cell destroying kind of stupid, but the “uhh…what?” kind of stupid. I’m the kind of guy that loved it for simply being cute, and will continue to watch it for being cute, yet will possibly resent it for being too cute. The humor wasn’t based on jokes or even character interaction so much as the premise being odd and the girls making funny faces. It made me laugh, unlike others (though I agree with his assessment of the episode on numerous levels), but I’m not sold.

Bring on the music is what I say. I’ll warm up to the characters once they’re a little better established. My favorite of the bunch as of the first episode is actually Nodoka, the childhood friend. It seems like I’ve been preferring side-characters over the main cast in a lot of shows recently. Considering I’m mainly in it for the music at the moment, and considering the talent of the band, I imagine the next big joke (and I’m not the first person to say this who hasn’t read the source material) is that Yui will pick the guitar up super-fast despite herself, but even then, unless we get a lot of time-skips, I don’t see how the band intends to reach OP-ED levels any time soon, and that’s depressing.

Favorite moments:

DMC  joke. Not the best DMC joke, but it is what it is.

French Fries. Cutest scene by far. I’m not even sure why.

And the rest was 20 straight minutes of bubbly girls. I hope my body can take it.

Laughing along with all the K-ON! Fakesubs

A clear troll win, though it went on a little too long. The initial CoalGuys release was able to trick a couple hundred people (myself included), and I actually thought the translator notes for “-chan”, etc at the beginning were a funny attempt at trolling by CoalGuys themselves before I even realized the thing was a fake. So congrats to the trolls on pulling that one off, though the subs were terribly unfunny a good five minutes in. I skipped the Chihiro sub since they’re a terrible group and grabbed the qq sub just to see what it was, and lo and behold, it’s the MST3k episode – “Space Mutiny”. I actually encourage all of you to grab the torrent before it gets removed from TT (assuming it does). If you miss it, then JFGI. I ended up watching the whole thing for nostalgia’s sake.

I was going to download the rest of the bunch to see what they were, but they’d already stopped working by the time I checked back. It would’ve been better if the series were released on Wednesday, but I got a good laugh out of it anyhow.

On a related note, the K-ON ED is definitely the best part of the series so far.

Watch In HD

No seriously, a real Rideback post

I’ve heard at least one person say upon finishing Rideback that they thought the series wasn’t very good. I am inclined to disagree.

I had no idea going in exactly what it was that Rideback had set out to do. At first I thought it would be a racing series, then possibly a political drama, then after episode 6 I badly wanted it to be an action series, and you can say it was a bit of those last two in the end. What was far more confusing was the motivations of the main character. How far would she go to help her friends? What would push her over the edge, make her happy, give her hope? Rin really held the show together. The entire cast was quite strong, the animation was very good, the story faltered from time to time but could be poignant and moving when it needed to be, but overall I’d say it was Rin that made the series memorable. This was especially true when she was riding Fuego, something that really needed to happen more often. The majority of the action scenes were simplistic, with nothing more than guys rolling around on their mecha-Segways shooting rockets at each other and wacking people to death with batons, but Rin’s battles on the other hand were completely brilliant. When she trashed those White-Rides in episode 6, I lifted up my laptop and yelled “OH SNAP, SON!” at my computer screen to let those guys know they just got served.

Sadly I forgot that people in my computer can’t hear me. Seriously Shouko, calm the fuck down.

This was practically the exact opposite of my reaction to her riding scene at the fountain at the terrorist base and her battle with the Grimoires in the final episode, at which point all I could do was sit back and smile at how well choreagraphed and beautiful the whole thing was.

I guess you could consider it a fault that I didn’t care about the GGP vs. BMA battle that formed the backdrop of the series, but this was less to do with that part of the series being particularly weak and more to do with everything else being quite strong. I think the series would have needed a longer run to improve on itself, as any complaints I have are with what it lacked, namely a better explanation of past events to help me understand characters like Okakura better. Any other complaints I have are silly, like Shouko’s hair looking retarded. Fuego randomly showing signs of sentience was cheesy, but I didn’t mind.

At the same time that I enjoyed the series, I’m not sure it has much rewatch value beyond 2 or 3 scenes, but I’d recommend it nonetheless. It’s already one of my favorites of 09, though I’m sure the Spring Season will throw something better at me. For now, I’ll bow out.

edit: ohfucks! How did I forget to mention the music! The music was great!